Jack slipped on,
Jill’s ballgown.
And she was ultimately murdered.

Such was the fate of Jack and Jill,
A sordid tale of delusion.
Whilst Jack did claim to be a girl,
His penis did betray him.

For as we know those born with dicks,
Will always just be men.
No amount of surgery or pretty clothes,
Can turn boys into hen.

The fate of Jill the saddest part,
An ending we all ken.
Don’t worry they cry the great and good,
These things they never happen.