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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Reducto ad absurdum, if someone ate a bag of gummi bears with the intent of commiting suicide is that still a suicide attempt.

Maybe if they ate those sugar-free gummi bears that caused monster shits. But it'd probably require multiple bags of those.