Coming out as delusional to my mom

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[–]SMCAB 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

So, not really off topic but maybe a bit.

If my son comes home and tells me he's a cat, and I instantly start feeding it fancy feast once a day, make it shit and piss in a sandbox, and make it lick milk from a saucer on the floor, make it lick itself to be clean, and shoo it away from me 95 percent of time and tell it to fuck off, wouldn't that be the right thing to do? You know, like be about it you little pussy, am I right?

[–]Newzok 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Genius. Interesting to see if it would work. Why not do species-appropriate things? You're a wolf? OK, here's some raw meat. There's some rodents outside to catch.

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Exactly. I was talking about this with a friend today and we came up with all sorts of shit for different little furry fuckers.

My guess is they'd figure out real quick, they are just ill, and the game is no longer fun.