This isn't true, I'm the 40's man in the story. I actually said, "Hey Fella, what the fuck are you doing walking around with a tail on?"

At first it plopped down on its rather large ass, and started trying to lick its own balls, so I said, "Hey there little Johnny, there are kids around here.", and then it got really aggressive and started barking and howling at me as it advanced towards me. I had zero option but to put it down. It wrote this story as a validation piece to feel better inside while it's Mommy was rubbing honey mussie on the wound and making the tendies extra crispy for an extra sooper speshal Friday night.