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[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

Back in 1983 I was a Chad at college. 6'2", blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, 200 pounds of muscle. I wore blue tight short sleeved polo shirts and 505 jeans to accentuate my muscles, butt, cock, and legs. Today they call this "toxic masculinity". Back in the 1980's the girls called me "I'm going to come". You can bet your ass I had an ego. My first rule was I didn't date brown eyed girls. I let this be known campus wide. Of course the brown eyed girls then wanted to fuck me. Thing is I would fuck them with a condom once and ghost them. They started banging on my door for more but I ignored them. Then the blue eyed girls started to come around. Now I have a blonde blue eyed RN daughter and a blonde blue eyed grand daughter. I take her to Jacks most mornings for breakfast when her mom is at work. I still fuck her tall slim blue eyed grandmother. She has gray hair now but so do I.

[–]jet199 9 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

This could be the first saidit copypasta

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Well I have been on the Internet since 1987 and this is not the first time I have posted something like this.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Shocked, I am.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Seconded. It's just so emotive. I won't go into the details.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarthI'm not crazy, my headmates told me I'm perfectly sane![S] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Too much information, Ike.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

cringe

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Found the beta.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

is this the same ikeconn you didn't used to be so stupid

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Oh, so I was a Chad in college, never told anyone, and now you are jealous. Sorry you are all butt hurt about it. It's like that time when about 20 of us went swimming. Everything was all right until the girls saw me in just my shorts with my muscles rippling in the sun dripping water rivulets. That's when Lance tried to make his girlfiend Connie leave. I fucked Connie a week later. She gave toothy head but then she had braces. She couldn't get over all the big fat veins.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

kek

[–]usehernameredditgender 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm feeling ill...