You might say you're Christmasgender but it doesn't mean anybody wants to jingle your bells

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[–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I was fuckin born to be fetishized by ho-ho-hoes.

Commercialize this: I'll spike your eggnog with my huge yule log, grinches!