You all LGB people are just boring and uncool

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-11-15T12:31:14+00:00

The Tumblr Diaspora and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-11-15T08:45:19+00:00

So they're pissed-off at a literal joke. Thin-skinned whiners, the lot.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-11-15T08:33:04+00:00

I never failed, I deliberately avoid it on philosophical grounds having seen what it did to my parents (made them into a pair of bitter dickweasels), to their married friends (see first entry), and my Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Caroline (ended in a bunch of arguments and a messy divorce that was bad for the kids). Only happy, stable couple I've ever encountered or even heard of, at least in the West (I have had my arguments countered by people from other cultures, so maybe men and women are more similar outside of America, I wouldn't know, I only ever lived in America) is two lesbians who were dating all through high school. Men and women are simply too different to form stable relationships. Like I said before, it's like deer and dogs.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-11-14T15:10:02+00:00

I mean, religion plays zero into it, but straight marriage legit shouldn't be a thing, because straight relationships as a whole but especially in-person straight relationships shouldn't be a thing. Men and women on average think so differently that it's like deer and dogs trying to cohabitate, both social animals but interact too differently to understand eachother fully, it simply isn't a basis for a lasting or even meaningful relationship, and to make matters worse, humans are sexually dimorphic to the point that the strength gap between strong females and weak males, let alone averages, is so high that mixed-sex intercourse can never be consensual, even if the woman initiates it's still only situationally-coerced assent, which is meaningless in sexual situations.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-11-14T14:09:47+00:00

Well, yes, now tell me something I didn't already know.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-11-14T05:43:17+00:00

Isn't crip a gang?

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-11-05T03:36:22+00:00

Yeah, but only the fat ones. Seriously, what is it with black guys and screwing fat white chicks? Is there an abnormally high proportion of black chubby-chasers or something?

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-10-19T19:37:18+00:00

Pssst, this is Adventurous-Ad, he's the troll guy

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-10-16T06:46:16+00:00

Oof.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-10-16T06:36:45+00:00

Pinch yourself. Demons live in Hell and God does a right good job keepin' 'em there. If you aren't in Hell, what you have isn't a demon, it's a nightmare of your own mind.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-09-11T00:53:17+00:00

It includes a triangle, a clock, at least one cat, a choo-choo train, and the number 4. Yep, hasn't got any less weird since I was there, it was just the clock and the triangle when I was around.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-08-18T15:10:19+00:00

Couldn't win a fight with a man and knows it.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-08-15T23:09:31+00:00

Don't let your dog lick your butthole when you're having sex! This has been a PSA!

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-07-25T00:38:30+00:00

Yes, all Maine Coons are Ron Perlman, lol.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-07-24T18:02:34+00:00

More like hoist by their own re... y'know what, I'm not gonna say it, the joke's too obvious.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-07-24T03:24:03+00:00

But of course, what meaning does proof have to a postmodernist?

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-07-20T06:53:31+00:00

Haha, no, they don't make or let me make most of this stuff. This is just what I wanna make when I have a good job and don't live with those losers. If it's tilapia and I post it here I have eaten it in real life, though. Mama likes tilapia because it's diet food that actually tastes good.

Also I don't want them knowing Saidit exists because they're normie Democrats that voted for Biden and would probably have a conniption if they saw most of the shit on this site.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-07-18T22:41:12+00:00

Unfortunately I live with my parents (still attending college for a biology degree a town away from them and it's cheaper to get a bus pass than a dorm room) and mostly make whatever we have the ingredients for. I must confess, I made this subsaidit primarily to store recipes I want to make once I am doing my own grocery shopping, I love fish and figured that hey maybe other people here do too.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-07-17T21:36:07+00:00

Well, as they say back in old Reddit, username checks out.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-23T02:59:44+00:00

Seriously. I'm a woman, I don't fight because I don't start petty drama and also I'm built like a half-drowned rodent, but I've seen other women fight, they don't threaten before they fight, they sling a couple last insults if even that and go right in, and let me tell you, they fight dirty.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-22T07:11:16+00:00

Worst part is, this was in the county I grew up in. It's in North Carolina.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-15T03:43:30+00:00

Ain't no shadow-feds gon' put nothin' in my pants! Bluh, buncha perverts.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-13T08:47:26+00:00

Very much of modern academia is.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-13T08:44:20+00:00

Tumblr meets Twitter meets weirdo. A very bad mixture.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-13T00:15:45+00:00

In the personal experience of myself, a bisexual woman who is no longer confusedly living in gender ideology land, this is a confused bisexual woman.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-11T20:09:44+00:00

What in the hell kind of schizopost is this, brother?

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-10T13:09:57+00:00

Gay transmascs usually doesn't mean lesbians, more of them are confused straight women.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-10T12:39:26+00:00

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-10T05:51:16+00:00

What an unfortunate name.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-08T17:47:12+00:00

I understand that there is a social power gap in favor of women, it is one of the reasons I'm so in favor of propping up MGTOW and/or long-distance relationships in part as ways for heterosexual men to avoid getting utterly shafted in dating and in divorce courts. The purely-physical strength gap, however, does also exist, and is relevant in sexual situations.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-08T14:16:14+00:00

That might've been me. I do legitimately believe that because of the physical power imbalance, the evo-psychological difference in perceptions of sex so they're kind of talking past eachother on the matter agreeing to different things, and the risk of pregnancy (which is the most dangerous thing still done by anyone in the developed world), a woman cannot legitimately consent to sex with a man. I just also legitimately believe that the language used in this is a load of pretentious old tosh, that Critical Theory sociology is the bane of human existence, and that heterosexuality is not necessarily founded on normative constraints.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-06T07:14:06+00:00

Looking it up, it seems like the monkey testicle research doctor was seeking immortality, not a cure to homosexuality, but thought a possible cure to homosexuality was just another thing that his amazing miracle cure might do. In short, he was a quack that wanted to live forever with the power of a third nut stolen from a monkey.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-05T11:55:33+00:00

I daresay they haven't thought that far past their own asses

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-05T09:00:18+00:00

What on Earth am I looking at here? Even to an ex-tumblrite it makes no sense.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-05T00:09:12+00:00

Pretty sure there's no law keepin' gay guys from buying dildos even if that was what they were lookin' for.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-04T15:17:02+00:00

On one hand, yes, this is true, but on the other hand, isn't this the guy that thinks all of human progress comes from shrooms?

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-04T13:13:59+00:00

Weirdo, I will freely admit, but I don't think I'm delusional though I could be wrong about that, and I know for a fact I'm not a troll in the slightest.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-04T04:05:07+00:00

I'm not a troll, you just don't like what I'm saying. Which is understandable, it's quite a departure from what is typically heard in mainstream society and I admit that myself. But I'm not trying to sow dissent amongst anyone, only to speak my mind.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-04T04:02:21+00:00

I've never been abused by a man (though I have been psychologically abused by my mother when I was growing up), and I don't hate men. I just from observation on an intellectual level don't believe that something with such a great degree of power imbalance, nor something so inherently harmful, can be consented to.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-03T13:55:02+00:00

F-man, just as obscene as the F-word and much less fun.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-06-03T13:08:41+00:00

It's more than that, heterosexual sex in general is inherently harmful in part (but only in part, there's more reasons too) because of the strength gap, if I had my way it'd be outlawed alongside the rough sex murder defense for the horribly dangerous backwards practice that it is. And so I don't get banished as a lunatic for saying so, I'm not saying this as a radical feminist, I mostly find radical feminists to be quite miserable people. Rather, I'm simply stating my understanding of the world as a bisexual woman in a very happy and supportive long-distance relationship with a man.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-29T07:06:42+00:00

"Sex workers". So, Onlyfans strippers.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-29T03:04:15+00:00

Sure. Can it be Chris-Chan? Freak needs to give somethin' back to the community.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-26T21:29:43+00:00

Spell it backwards.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-25T22:51:57+00:00

It reinforces to me that snarts are autistic and/or terminally-online and know precisely jackshit about social interaction.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-25T03:34:20+00:00

I see nothing wrong with this except of course that it's quite sexist, against both sexes really in a way. And even then, seeing as physical strength is highly beneficial in wartime and mandating strength testing wastes time that doesn't exist in an invasion, I can see how it is easy to argue that not being sexist in this and probably several other ways is somewhat of a luxury belief.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-24T21:21:41+00:00

That's a narcissistic psychopath right there.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-24T21:07:37+00:00

With how many transwomen use politics to bypass safe boundaries, that transwoman mod needs kept a watchful eye on. Maybe with the forum in the news, that will be achieved.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-23T13:06:34+00:00

Holy fuck. Canada really is a dystopia.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-23T11:06:00+00:00

You really would think so, but no. There's such a thing as a "3-in-1 packer". It's a piss funnel shaped like a realistic penis and has a hard thingy that comes with it that y'can stick in it to make it like it has a boner. Very strange invention, that.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-22T18:28:16+00:00

Y'see, as an American, I didn't know any of this. I was only aware that Britain is stuffy and old-fashioned and has dumb laws.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-22T09:47:25+00:00

Sort of. That is surely the ultimate origin, but it's more complicated than that. Britain on the whole is allergic to changing oldass laws on anything even if they haven't made sense in centuries. Remember, we are talking about a country in which there's a city that still pays rent to the Queen in horseshoes and knives, judges are required by law to wear white horsehair wigs in court, and there are still laws on the books barring the wearing of knight's armor in certain government buildings. They're averse to changing literally anything. I'd be willing to bet that this particular convention has stuck around from more rigidly gender-role-dependent times not because of any particular malice towards women in modern Britain but because the country as a whole can't stand changing their quite-literally-medieval legal codes.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-21T20:59:11+00:00

Oof. Good to know. My mother is cluster-B, I'll quit scheming to trick her to going to therapy.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-21T07:05:42+00:00

At least this one is going to therapy over it. That's more than a lot of other such deeply delusional people can say.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-21T04:26:00+00:00

Whoa, so cool and so pretty! If China weren't an oppressive communist shithole, I'd love to travel to see that.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-20T09:00:11+00:00

Yes, I've been recently made aware, an IRL friend of mine found my Saidit account this evening, read through my comments, and sent me an 11-point bulleted list over Discord of why I'm evidently a goddamn moron for thinking like this, that a bunch of the shit I've written here is fucktarded, and that wherever I originally found these ideas is highly suspect and is almost certainly some form of ideological agitation meant to drive people away from reality (It was some website I followed from a link on Tumblr when I was 13, so that honestly is at least within the realm of possibility).

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-20T04:50:48+00:00

They're postmodernists. They legitimately believes that changing words and appearance will change fundamental base reality.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-20T04:39:23+00:00

Are the Repubs Idiots or Rats?

Career politicians in general are idiots. They're pretty much all morons, and they run the government, may the Lord have mercy on us all.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-20T03:06:24+00:00

I'm sorry your parents are dicks, nonetheless.

Yeah I'm pretty damn sorry they're dicks too, they're a right pain to put up with.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-19T22:21:04+00:00

The only stable, happy couple I've ever met full stop was two lesbians I knew in high school. Meanwhile, my (opposite-sex) parents are both dicks to eachother and are really fukken bad at parenting.

I back my ideas with observation and logic.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-19T22:12:15+00:00

What's there not to understand? Due to differences in physical strength and socialization, women cannot even give genuine, uncoerced full consent to sex with men. How could a relationship on such shaky grounds be stable long-term. And mind you, I'm not a lesbian who only understands relationships with males in the theoretical sense, I'm deeply in love with a man and we've been long-distance but exclusive for two years now.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-19T20:53:56+00:00

if heterosexual couples had to go through the same efforts to have a kid

There's still no such thing as an in-person opposite-sex relationship that is happy and stable and I fully admit I only defend long-distance ones for the sake of avoiding hypocrisy as I'm currently in one because my boyfriend and we stabilize eachother's mental health. A home with opposite-sex parents cannot be an adequately safe and caring environment for a child because of this lack of equality and thus stability.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-19T20:04:35+00:00

That's horrible! Especially because same-sex couples are inherently more equal and thus more stable than opposite-sex ones and this carries over to parenting.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-19T08:34:34+00:00

Bro, I think this is weird and misandristic, and I'm a sex-separatist that thinks men and women shouldn't ever interact in person and doesn't believe that sex between opposite-sex couples can ever truly be consensual. If I'm concerned that you have fucked-up sexist moral jankery behind your views on sex, uh, yeah, rethink your biases, dude.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-19T08:25:02+00:00

Degens really will try to corrupt anything they can get their nasty claws on.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-18T19:37:06+00:00

Whoa. Guess there's a whole lotta shit that is Jews. Still highly doubt magical spirits from Japan are, though.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-18T06:58:59+00:00

Some people think everything in the whole goddamn world is secretly Jews. This, notably, is not an exclusive trait of conspiracy theorists that're paranoid about Jews, and in fact includes many Jews, as being a moron transcends culture.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-18T05:14:09+00:00

MSNBC is morons, we all knew this an' we've known it for ages.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-18T00:35:37+00:00

sigh... Well, it's better than actual cheating, I suppose.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-17T21:58:26+00:00

That makes sense.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-16T23:08:29+00:00

You'd think that they'd at the very least have a dress code to flag him on, what with how many restrictions on things Australia is known for having!

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-16T22:47:50+00:00

This is just peak American narcissism exceptionalism. "X gave you your rights" no, you idiot, no one gave me my rights. My rights have always been the same. Human rights are granted for the merit of being a human, not through political activism. Every two consenting adults have the right to marry and found a new family, regardless of illegitimate laws prohibiting it. Right to get married is like one of the foundational human rights.

"X gave you your rights" isn't American Exceptionalism, it's a sign of a fundamental lack of understanding of the principles America was based on. Rights aren't given, they're defended, that's why they're called natural rights.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-16T21:00:32+00:00

Dude, we all just know you want more cuss words to call people that annoy you, y'can't have 'em, it'd start a fight an' drag us in. I like free speech too but I don't wanna get dragged into a fight.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-16T20:58:04+00:00

Given the existence of this subsaidit, what do you think?

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-16T20:12:36+00:00

Nearly all mass shooters are far left lunatics.

Well fukken duh, the far-left attracts schizos, y'd gotta have somethin' wrong with ya to think commies are a good thing. And so do glowies, which I bet's what happened here.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-16T13:46:18+00:00

"Church of Prismatic Light", huh? Yeah, that name sounds like the cultiest cult that ever culted. Which, uh, if it isn't just a money-laundering scheme like BLM, probably isn't all that far from the truth.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-15T23:14:37+00:00

Reading about it makes me hate crazy people more, which is quite something seeing as I am crazy people

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-15T22:56:05+00:00

Because surprise surprise, we don't want 'em either. Between the uncanny appearance and the abhorrent personalities, absolutely not.

CleverFoolOfEarth · 2022-05-14T22:16:42+00:00

or sliced in half and stuffed in the pelvic cavity.

Friend, as a bisexual woman let me assure you completely that there is nobody on the face of God's green Earth that wants dissected dick.

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