How things should be

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[–][deleted] 16 insightful - 13 fun16 insightful - 12 fun17 insightful - 13 fun -  (4 children)

That's normal human interaction?

Hi, I'm Muskie and I have a penis. I like fucking women. Some weather we're having. How are you, fellow normal human?

[–]bobbobbybob 13 insightful - 11 fun13 insightful - 10 fun14 insightful - 11 fun -  (0 children)

I am well. I have a vagina. I don't really enjoy fucking men, I've been unlucky in my partners. Weather is lovely down here! fellow human.

[–]JasonCarswell 9 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

Hi, I completely respect your sexual preferences! It's not like you can choose which genitals you're attracted to, and I wasn't planning on dating you anyways so it doesn't even affect me.

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I wasn't planning on dating you anyways

You saying it was just a ONS?

[–]JasonCarswell 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

I'm saying the Oncology Nursing Society is where I hook up for a single evening, never to cross paths again.

[–]AdmiralPangolin 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's not a preference, it's a sexual orientation. Preference implies there is a choice involved.

[–]DisgustResponse 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yet it doesn't work like that. Turns out people care about their social context. Any person from any point in history could have told you that, excepting pea-brained liberals who have convinced themselves that society can be atomized to individuals, neglecting any second-order interactions.