My prediction for when Ellen Page is going to try to rope herself

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[–]Musky 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I checked out her Instagram account. Ellen Page is writing a memoir called 'Pageboy.' And this is the final season of The Umbrella Academy.

Damn, look at all those crumbs on the keyboard.

I predict she's going to go back to identifying as a female and become a regular contributor on Fox News.

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's entirely possible, likely even, that my prediction is wrong. We'll see in 2028 whether this is laughable or prescient. ;)