Spammers are out of control (and I only block those with 2+ posts)

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[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You sound very professional and trustworthy, I am interested in acquiring your services, but I can't find the swastika button on my phone, or the Japanese 4 and 6. Perhaps I can just give you my credit card number and SSN?

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You'll need to ditch the landline and get a space phone.