How dare you speak of smut in that way, low brow smut is what I live for! Have you no shame? If one wishes to compare ones penis to a vegetable or watch midget wrestling then so be it man! Leave the smut readers alone for we have needs too! Not all visitors to this public forum seek to reside in a censorious realm of monotonous dribble spouted by those without humour, irony or jest, who's sole contributions tend towards nursery rhymes and conflict instigation. You sir are the toilet seat, I sit on you!