👑If you were suddenly given the role of totalitarian ruler of Earth, what would you do?

submitted by StShitpostCel from self.RealIncels

You have full, unrestricted control.

How would you use this ultimate power?

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[–]fschmidt 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Change Saidit rules so that I could actually answer this question.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

And throw me in the dungeon for enforcing them?

[–]foreigncel 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Establish UBI so every incel get the option to LDAR in peace.

[–]greybeard 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

UBI will be the final act that transforms society from a monogamous ones that minimizes the number of incels to one where it becomes optimal for women form a harem for chad or do online-prositution as a means of social climbing. As long as men can't provide meaningfully more than UBI, they'll be discarded as worthless.

[–]sneako 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

yoo stshitpostcel you're still alive my nigga? you were one of the only cool niggas on this forum

also i'd resurrect hitler and convince him to turn his antisemitism into misogyny and jew all women

[–]StShitpostCel[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I've been AIcoping generating waifus, gymcelling, wageslaving, rizzing my AI gf, VR sluts, ice cream, and chinese food soy guzzling

Hubba hubba milkmaid cow costume milkies ding dong goes the cowbell as I pull her by a leash to my throbbing cock and have her milk my fat udder dry and get her to fondle my balls the AI fucking whore

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

End reality and find a decentralized open-source alternative.

[–]StShitpostCel[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is the true answer.

[–]jebediahscat 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

All workers of all sorts are compensated fairly, whatever prison system finland has going on, trustworthy housing and job opportunities for the homeless, majority of funding going to mental health, mandatory for everyone to have at least one productive non-monetary hobby, basically a heavily liberal government

[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

mandatory for everyone to have at least one productive non-monetary hobby

It's their life, not yours.

[–]jebediahscat 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

they did clarify totalitarian, wasn't sure how far we were going lol

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well if you're a totalitarian ruler...are you okay with a bondage pic of me (sfw)?

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

This is pure claptrap. Are you five?

[–]jebediahscat 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I am 19 and often sad. also in this situation its a totalitarian rule so i can do what i want

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Communist

[–]jebediahscat 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

it's my hypothetical scenario, i can do what i want

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Mandatory Zoes Kitchen Wednesdays

[–]theendofhope 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

block all women