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[–]OPStolen[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

it just pisses me of because if the USA wasn't a third world country, I wouldn't have to pretend to want to date someone. I just want 30min with a woman's hands. But because the USA is a third world country and prostitution is illegal, I've got to either blow a 1k on a trip to Mexico or up to $800 pretending to want to date a chick so I can get to a moment where I suggest she gets her nails done and she agrees to do it and I get to check out her hands IRL once they're done.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What if you tied me up in your basement?