Coronavirus Stockpilers Bought All the Toilet Paper? Here are the Best Alternatives

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[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

LOL.

And they get upset at me for my silly stories...

So here's one anyway, on topic.

So I know this girl in Toronto who would visit me in NYC. She happened to be Jewish and fair as Snow White, but was exceptionally self-conscious about her dark black hair on her lily white skin. She was a germophobe, neat freak, and waxed everywhere and everything, including her forearms and eyebrows (drawn back in pencil). I thought that was weird as she was just fine. So we were romping around and she was the first I recall who'd fully waxed it all. (It wasn't so common in the late 90s or early 2000s to be child-like.) Then I flipped her over... and with one look at that ass-crack, I understood why she was always so self conscious. I'm certain she had no idea about her valley forest there.

Butt that didn't slow me one bit.

[–]useless_aether[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

on topic, no doubt! :-)

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

The topic started with toilet paper then toilets then abruptly to ass hair and I stayed the course.

Hygiene is important.

[–]useless_aether[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

absolutely!!!