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[–]Froglich 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Breaking News: Costco Is Completely Sold Out Of Bidets

[–]useless_aether[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

Um, how about wet wipes?

I am addicted to them now.

I discovered using them for every utility at Burning Man, including post-TP follow up clean up and "Portuguese showers" (I don't where that slang came from). The desert can really chap your ass, lips, feet, and everywhere else, so it's very nice and soothing. And you can use them on everything on your body, in your house, kitchen, and even your messy cat.

[–]useless_aether[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

in muslim countries there is always a bottle of water in the toilets (which are often holes in the ground and not seats).

they claim they are more sanitary than a seat

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

Speaking of strange foreign pooping practices...

I keep boring you, everyone, and even myself, by always talking about the epic story I'm writing. It's perpetually on my mind.

Part of what's taking so long is I am building up the worlds and scenarios in my mind, then try to find practical ways to knock them down, then build up around those obstacles, etc. and either discard or keep these overabundance of ideas. And with all the surviving good ideas as puzzle pieces I have to present them within the overarching narrative in a pleasing way.

To my point- the last 6th of the movie takes place in Zero-G. This means I have concepts about new unique space habitats, but also how they all function, practically, ergonomically, efficiently, and cleanly. Centrifugal-gravity is NOT the same as regular gravity in many many ways, yet it's what could be realized, and in my story is, though not at full One-G. With reliable fake-gravity, baths/pools are possible, with serious caveats. Water also makes for excellent radiation shielding - and of course can be used for hydroponics. Also critically important is air flow, for humans and plants. Now combine a centrifugal ring with some clever designing and you also have a large fan and a hoop-pool, and on this ring it would only make sense to have a pooper.

Like all of my space-designing, none of that is critical to the narrative, other than it needs a rational and credible setting. Much of it may not even be mentioned, yet it will all be visible - and if designed well, much of the purpose, could be obvious.

Bonus: My hero protagonist is tagging along with a crew of six petite bald women "space-jockey" astronauts. No hair = less mess. Small people = less food and resources needed. Every ounce counts. They have their mission that fits within the narrative, but there is also time for other stuff like exposition, space life, random stuff, etc.

I hope that wasn't too boring and I welcome all ideas, on pooping in micro-gravity, or general life in space.

[–]useless_aether[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (10 children)

It's perpetually on my mind.

maybe it is time for a brain-dump! tee-hee! :-)

one thing though:

DO NOT MESS WITH YOUR ASS-HAIR, EVERYBODY!

it's the only thing keeping any, even just slightly liquid shit in place.

eww!

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

LOL.

And they get upset at me for my silly stories...

So here's one anyway, on topic.

So I know this girl in Toronto who would visit me in NYC. She happened to be Jewish and fair as Snow White, but was exceptionally self-conscious about her dark black hair on her lily white skin. She was a germophobe, neat freak, and waxed everywhere and everything, including her forearms and eyebrows (drawn back in pencil). I thought that was weird as she was just fine. So we were romping around and she was the first I recall who'd fully waxed it all. (It wasn't so common in the late 90s or early 2000s to be child-like.) Then I flipped her over... and with one look at that ass-crack, I understood why she was always so self conscious. I'm certain she had no idea about her valley forest there.

Butt that didn't slow me one bit.

[–]useless_aether[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

on topic, no doubt! :-)

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

The topic started with toilet paper then toilets then abruptly to ass hair and I stayed the course.

Hygiene is important.

[–]useless_aether[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

absolutely!!!

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Nature's original strainer.

[–]useless_aether[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

as the op, i am not proud of this thread X-)

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The post is great.

No reason for shame.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The comment content did veer off topic.

[–]useless_aether[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

it's all my fault

:-)

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)