VIDEO: Man horrified to discover wife has a vagina AND a penis on his wedding night

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[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 7 fun2 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

The penis was attached to her boyfriend, who there for prima nocta. But the new husband still managed to have fun, because his wife's boyfriend brought him a OLED Switch to play some games on.

(The preceding was a shitpost and in no way reflects the actual content of the linked material.)

[–]_XEAL_ 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The link material is another shitpost.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

his wife's boyfriend brought him a OLED Switch to play some games on.

I heard that those are pretty cool.

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I can't help but feel like if you go three fucking years and don't know that your significant other has some sort of legitimate sexual oddity happening, you're at least halfway to blame. They bear the other half and are lying by omission, which is worse, but still.

[–]_XEAL_ 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

OK, one thing is freedom of speech and other is freedom of shitposting.

Isn't there any moderation? Just to have some posting quality control.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Here are the site rules, as you can see, my shitposts don't violate any of them.

Also if you don't like shitposts, maybe mute the NotTheOnion sub, it's kind of designed for shitposting

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[–]_XEAL_ 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

JFC you had to copypaste that block of text. I don't give a fuck that it doesn't break Saidit's rules.

Also I'm actually subscribed to this sub, and what I'm what I'm saying is that your post is a shitpost within the realms of this sub.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Win win.

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