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[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Well, he's got to go through all those typical teenage girl experiences to fully realize his womanhood. Ya know, like randomly dancing, having scantily clad pillow fights at sleepovers, showering together, and innocently exploring each other's bodies. You know, the stuff in movies every girl does.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Clearly he needs to go eat lunch off of a clarinet case in a junior high bathroom stall...

...while furiously masturbating!