Help! I got robbed while whoring myself out!
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[–]skeeter 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun - 2 years ago* (6 children)
passing counterfeit cash is no joke to the secret service.. they will use blood hounds to track that dude down and they will toss his ass into a federal prison..
no joke.
that is why when i was counterfeiting i chose to make bank checks instead of cash.. counterfeit bank checks are much easier to print and the penalty is much less time in prison.
i passed so many $10k checks that i cant remember em all..
i did get caught.. twice.. i served six months on a three year sentence and i also served eight months on a six year sentence..
when i got arrested the second time, i was really happy that i got arrested.. cuz i was actively planning an armed robbery of a broker.. i was gonna steal 250,000 pounds of something and my plan was to kill every body in the company(approx six to ten persons) and i was also prepared to kill everybody on my team(approx six persons)..
I am squeeky clean nowadays.. the worst crimes that i commit now is that i occasionally jaywalk and i wont hesitate to smoke some of that evil weed.
video: north hollywood shootout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtyxCiPpkHQ
[–]Node 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (5 children)
250,000 pounds of something
Cabbages. That would make a lot of sauerkraut.
[–]skeeter 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (4 children)
you are a good guesser.
[–]Node 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (3 children)
I am when I'm being serious.
[–]skeeter 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (2 children)
i am always serious, even when i am kidding. ~tony montana
[–]Node 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
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[–]skeeter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
yup, thats what i was talking about..
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