Help! I got robbed while whoring myself out!

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[–]StillLessons 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

What a nice "human interest story" showing the state of the west in 2021.

[–]skeeter 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

passing counterfeit cash is no joke to the secret service.. they will use blood hounds to track that dude down and they will toss his ass into a federal prison..

no joke.

that is why when i was counterfeiting i chose to make bank checks instead of cash.. counterfeit bank checks are much easier to print and the penalty is much less time in prison.

i passed so many $10k checks that i cant remember em all..

i did get caught.. twice.. i served six months on a three year sentence and i also served eight months on a six year sentence..

when i got arrested the second time, i was really happy that i got arrested.. cuz i was actively planning an armed robbery of a broker.. i was gonna steal 250,000 pounds of something and my plan was to kill every body in the company(approx six to ten persons) and i was also prepared to kill everybody on my team(approx six persons)..

I am squeeky clean nowadays.. the worst crimes that i commit now is that i occasionally jaywalk and i wont hesitate to smoke some of that evil weed.

video: north hollywood shootout

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtyxCiPpkHQ

[–]Node 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

250,000 pounds of something

Cabbages. That would make a lot of sauerkraut.

[–]skeeter 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

you are a good guesser.

[–]Node 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I am when I'm being serious.

[–]skeeter 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

i am always serious, even when i am kidding. ~tony montana

[–]Node 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNSnMFgNq1Q

[–]skeeter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

yup, thats what i was talking about..

[–]Brewdabier 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Create new user accounts and names, and spam them with the dudes name and let others know what happen. Then there's the old I'm pregnant and your going to pay child support. Find out where he works and call company saying my name is XXXX and I'm with social security fraud division does a Mr. XXX work at your company. As a old hacker I can tell you social engineering does wonders and putting that seed of crime into a employer does wonders.

BTW I like woman who do this kind of work, I helped a young lady through collage and not once was she a pain in the ass like so many girl friends can be.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Ok

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's the kind of lesson that leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you're prepared to work for $500 a week you're already not very smart.