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[–]MyLongestJourney 8 insightful - 11 fun8 insightful - 10 fun9 insightful - 11 fun -  (1 child)

Well I just learned I am 40% straight. I think it is time to come out to my family again :

-Hey mum.

-What is it ?

-Good news. I am straight now.

-Thank you Jesus! Hurraaah!(shotgun blasts of joy).

-Hey mum...I have some bad news as well...

(mum stops trying to pop open a bottle of ouzo).

-OMG what is it?Is it cancer?Oh Jesus no,don't let it be cancer!

-...I am somehow still 30% gay and also 30% bisexual.

[–]Shinyowl 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Oh my god, I laughed my ass off at the popping open a bottle of ouzo part! Also, the shotgun blasts of joy!