ColonizationTiM's straight girlfriend doesn't know how to treat him like a woman in bed

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[–]Lovebirds_fury 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

What a mess. A straight guy calling himself a lesbian and wanting to feel "like a woman"...with a fully intact male body. I wonder how he is able to fool himself. With that talent for gaslighting he could be a cult leader.

Tbh I hope his friend is just playing along to get sex and ditches him the moment he chops off his dick. "She is straight but loves sex". Sure that's why it works. Its not because the girl has eyes and she can see you are a man.

[–]Neo_Shadow_LurkerPronouns: I/Don't/Care 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A straight guy calling himself a lesbian and wanting to feel "like a woman"...

I bet that if she asks him about what "being a woman" is, some misogynist fetish shit is going to be the answer.

This is so predictable.

I wonder how he is able to fool himself.

Fetish.

His freaking fetish has rotten his brain to the point he doesn't even care about the amount of cognitive dissonance he has to engage on to keep up this facade to himself.

[–]Chocolatepudding 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

She's straight and I'm a lesbian so it kinda works 🤣 well no actually that kinda doesn't work

[–]MyLongestJourney 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

"I used to do amazonian style with my ex cis woman"

WTF is amazonian style sex? Ok,off to googling...

Edit. Back from the search,I regret everything...

[–]spanishprofanity 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

cis woman also a bottom

what

[–]Femaleisnthateful 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Do actual lesbians (what he's claiming to be) use language like 'top' and 'bottom'? I feel like they don't.

[–]SerpensInferna 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

We used to not, that used to be the reserve of gay men, but with the 'queering' of the community I have heard young lesbians use those terms frequently these days. I'm in my 40s, and no one in my age group or above uses those terms for lesbians.

[–]Neo_Shadow_LurkerPronouns: I/Don't/Care 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I have heard young lesbians use those terms frequently these days.

They're just parroting things they heard from other people in order to sound cool to their peers, nothing more.

[–]RedJackalRampant homosexual[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Sometimes, but like SerpensInferna said, it's become more popular in recent years. Most lesbians are switches. In some countries, like Japan, the top/bottom dichotomy is more important to lesbians.

[–]Horror-SwordfishI don't get how flairs work 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm operating under the assumption that the terms are similar in meaning, so a "top" lesbian wouldn't be into being penetrated at all? I always wondered about that sort of dichotomy with lesbians.

[–]RedJackalRampant homosexual[S] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A top lesbian could be comfortable with being on the receiving end. What you're thinking of is a stone butch. They don't like to be touched at all during sex, and it's rare. I haven't come across one myself. A pillow princess is kind of the opposite, which is a bottom who doesn't care to do any work to pleasure their partner.

[–]automoderatorHuman-Exclusionary Radical Overlord[M] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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