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[–]artetolife 26 insightful - 3 fun26 insightful - 2 fun27 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Not gonna work, lady. Even if you are butt up in a pitch dark sex club the very first thing you do when a guy tries to have sex with you is reach around and feel his dick. In my promiscuous days that was to check for a condom, but now I guess also to check that it is a dick and not a crazy chick's strapon dildo.