I do love how so many of them told him to fuck off though. Seriously, I can't with straight(ish) men agonizing over how the coolest girl they know is a lesbian, and "woe is me, my life does not imitate the plot of Chasing Amy!'" You have 98% of the female population in your dating pool, and still you can't do without the remaining 2%??

As far as the grass being greener, try being smaller and weaker than half the world's population, the other half of whom is known for being violent and sexually aggressive with a history of raping, subjugating, exploiting, and enslaving people within your group. Then imagine trying to exclude these same people from your intimate relationships because, surprise surprise, you aren't very attracted to them. Then imagine these same people fetishizing your intimate relationships, bulldozing their way into your communities, and threatening you with rape and death for refusing to use your body to help them realize their pornographic fantasies about you.

No, the grass is definitely not greener.