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[–]Finnegan7921 8 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 8 fun -  (2 children)

You mean you can't go to your local ladyparts store, enter your make and model to get the vagina which is an exact fit ?! We truly live in the dark ages.

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I would like the Porsche of pussy, please. The Bentley of beaver. The Maybach of muff.

Couldn't think of anything for Rolls Royce, which is what I really want.

[–]TransspeciesUnicornI sexually identify as a mythical sparkly equine 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If ladyparts store was a real thing I would have gotten a vagina dentata years ago.