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[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I’d put away €100 that this story is fake. I’ve seen enough internet tough guys to know that people lie or exaggerate about how badass they are. Why do I suspect that this is fake? Well, obviously if this lesbian could actually punch a guy in the face, her friends would convince her that she’s non-binary and she’d go along with it. She acknowledges that she’s a lesbian, her trans friend respects that she’s a lesbian, and she’s a woke liberal who posts on r/LGBT. It’s obvious that she would not be able to punch a man in the face, otherwise she would hurt first more than the guy's nose. And if she actually did punch the guy, she probably left out the part where she broke her thumb so bad she hand to get stitches for it, and the guy she punched just laughed at her and her friend for being pathetic. And I bet the laughing upset the internet tough girl more than the transphobia.

[–]GoValidateYourselfuseful lesbian 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I think the "lesbian" in this story is a trans identified male

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good point.

EDIT: But then again, if this is a transbian, there is a good chance he would still damage his thumb if he punched another bloke. A lot of people like him are weak.

[–]Horror-SwordfishI don't get how flairs work 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Yeah, there's 100% no way that this happened for real. This was definitely an example of (a) either a completely made-up story, or (b) a shower thought where the first part happened and the story teller imagined how good it would have felt to punch the guy that rejected the friend.

Also, if we assume the whole thing is real, could this person have had a more stereotypical male reaction, immediately resorting to caveman level violence in response to a remark? So much for male brain/female brain.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

In likelihood, if this actually happened, the guy who got punch would have retaliated.

[–]Horror-SwordfishI don't get how flairs work 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

For sure. The story just ends with, "...and I punched him in the face."

And no one's like, "Okay, and then what happened?" I'm not even a violent person and if someone just came up to me and straight-up punched me in the face, I'd surely retaliate in some way. The fact that there's no mention of that makes me think that the implication is, "...and then he apologized for being so transphobic and sucked both mine and my friend's girldicks while the whole Starbucks exploded with thunderous applause."

If the face-punching had really happened, I'm sure the story would have been more along the lines of, "Oh look at what a victim I am, this transphobe beat me up and all I did was punch him in the face!!! Woe is me!!"

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

If TRA punched me for refusing to date a Jayden, I would dare that same TRA to punch me again. Then I’d block the second punch, and throw it right back in her or his face.