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[–]Beryl 19 insightful - 1 fun19 insightful - 0 fun20 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I'm so sorry. Always keep some mace in your handbag.

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    [–]Beryl 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Hairspray works as a legal alternative. Stings like hell to get in your mouth and eyes.

    [–]Sunflowerdevyl 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Travel hairspray and a lighter (both legal) can become an impromptu flamethrower if necessary