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[–]fuck_reddit 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I commented this elsewhere, but the accident thing gets me too, like how do you only lose your dick in an accident??? "honey... you know how we have that koi pond outside...?" Also, love the last three lines!