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[–]RippoffOfLoveSStraight | Overuses quotation marks 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Having to type "saidit.net" into your address bar instead of "reddit.com" isn't oppression.

[–]insta 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Hey this is Wells Fargo just returning your call about that mortgage for your house; you're credit score looks great and your down payment is more than adequate, however unfortunately you did post Laverne Cox wasn't the most drop dead gorgeous babe of all time so unfortunately we aren't going to be able to process this loan for you. Feel free to reach out to other banks (which will reject you because of a shady ban list) & we have alerted Mastercard and they will be cancelling your line of credit. But bro, it's not the government doing it so it's totally not oppression or anything you should take seriously. If you have a problem with it, just sTaRt yOuR oWn BaNk

[–]RippoffOfLoveSStraight | Overuses quotation marks 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

And just like that my worldview changed and everyone on the bus clapped.

[–]insta 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

everyone on the bus clapped.

Please try and update your jokes at least every 5 years.