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[–]Seahorse 22 insightful - 4 fun22 insightful - 3 fun23 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

You did miss the lesbian fetish bisexual women.

They're the ones with a husband (who often resembles a troll) who have somehow realised they're bisexual at 34 and plant themselves and their husband on lesbian Tinder looking for a girlfriend 🙄

Or the ones that basically want to use lesbians for sex, they even have a shiny new label for it "Heteroromantic".

[–]haveanicedaytoo💗💜💙 18 insightful - 2 fun18 insightful - 1 fun19 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Haha yeah, this is true.

(I'm going to fully admit that I will blame straight women for this shit as much as I can, and despite what I want the truth to be, the actual truth is that some of these creeps really are bisexual.)

This actually happened to me IRL when I was 19. Bisexual girl with a skinny troll of a boyfriend. She was convinced I was a lesbian despite me telling her multiple times that I'm bi. It's like she NEEDED me to be the lesbian in her 3some fantasy. Like... Why would a lesbian want a 3some with your boyfriend? That makes no sense at all??? SHE wanted the threesome, he was actually kind of terrified and just going along with it partially because she was bullying him into it and questioning his manhood, and partially because especially at that time, durr-hurr threesomes were one of the coolest things a straight guy could do, so I'm sure he felt pressured to do it because of that as well. I was just like.... "Gurl, NO! As far as he's concerned I AM a lesbian!"

Eventually they did find a different girl, but apparently he couldn't get it up, and then he went into the bathroom, vomited, and wouldn't come out until the other girl went away.

I still don't understand what exactly she wanted. Did she want to be in the middle of a boy-girl sandwich? Did she want to see "a lesbian" get fucked by her boyfriend? People don't understand how AWKWARD and WEIRD threesomes are IRL.

[–]Seahorse 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Omg lol. Usually they want to fuck girls with boyfee or husband nearby cause it's totally not cheating!

Or its to please their dirtbag husband boyfee.

I dunno if gay men have an equivalent but there's a lot of bisexual women who are dissatisfied in their hetero relationship but don't wish to leave the comfort of it so tada!!! 3some.

[–]ctizon 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I have never heard from another person who feels exactly as I do on this topic. When women tell me they are bi, I straight up don't believe them unless they have actually had a relationship with a woman. I know that maybe that's "invalidating," but people who really ARE something don't have to feel validated. If someone tried to take my gay cred away, it wouldn't change all the dicks I've sucked.

[–]Seahorse 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is fair though.

Once upon a time there was a term called bi curious for these women but I don't think the term gets used now.