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[–]Ambisextrous 18 insightful - 7 fun18 insightful - 6 fun19 insightful - 7 fun -  (10 children)

Maybe I’m evil but that post made me laugh so much, she spent her whole life so sheltered and “validated” by the people in her life. The one time she leaves her tumblr safe space she gets hit by the hardest of realities. * Shocking* homosexual males are only attracted to other men. She got her tits out at a gay orgy lmao what did she expect. Applause for her bravery?

[–]artetolife[S] 17 insightful - 2 fun17 insightful - 1 fun18 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I don't feel bad for laughing at her. She's narcissistic enough to think that the entire world should have lined up to validate her delusions with no effort on her part, and even after her dose of reality her response is to ask if she should rally her "queer" friends to punish the evil cis gay men.

[–]haveanicedaytoo💗💜💙 15 insightful - 7 fun15 insightful - 6 fun16 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

Not gonna lie, I ugly-cackled when she overheard one of the dudes say "I think that girl is crying in the bathroom" (can't remember it exactly.)

[–]artetolife[S] 12 insightful - 4 fun12 insightful - 3 fun13 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

That was the best part. She just got her boobs out in front of everyone, how are they supposed to know she thinks she isn't a woman?

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I guess she really believed some random men that said things like “huh huh, if I had boobs I would stay home and play with them all day....huh huh”

[–]NiceDickBro 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

I've said this many times before, but that story is one of the best unintentional comedies I've ever seen.

[–]fuck_reddit 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

"A Comedy of Errors in Five Parts"

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I demand a dramatic reading!

Preferably accompanied by tragic violins (alternating with Sad Trombone and/or "Yakety Sax")

[–]NiceDickBro 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh man, I'm actually really tempted - I'm not sure I have the voice for it but I'm really tempted to give it the ol college try.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Omg her tits were out? I don’t remember that part