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[–]Shinjin_NanaNopes faster than an Aeldari Jetbike 55 insightful - 17 fun55 insightful - 16 fun56 insightful - 17 fun -  (3 children)

"If my girl has a dick---"

Imma stop you right there. If your 'girl' has a dick, he's not a girl. Sir, that is a man. A pitiful excuse for a man, but still a man.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 11 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Or, in other words:

"If my girl has a dick... then I don't have a girl."

[–]Shinjin_NanaNopes faster than an Aeldari Jetbike 8 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

Precisely. These two things are mutually exclusive.

...Unless your girl has a dick in a jar of formaldehyde on her desk. Then and only then can she be a girl with a dick.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarth 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I know a woman who collects animal bones and recently bought a raccoon penis bone, does that count?