Want to hear a joke about covid?

submitted by EndlessSunflowers from self.Jokes

You probably won't get it.

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[–]EndlessSunflowers[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

24 hour corporate news has A LOT of people scared out of their minds, paranoid to the extreme
I know people who are cool with wearing masks all day, they're not sick, they just don't what to do
and then they drink alcohol, smoke cigs, eat some fast food fried shit, because you know, "safety" LOL

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wanna hear a statistical joke about the virus?

Don't bother. It wouldn't be significant.

[–]Raavan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Lots of people are very paranoid. My brother is presently not living with us (my family) he NEVER goes out due fear of covid. Granted his city has a large number of patients, but I'm sure this guy hasn't seen the sun in weeks. He takes everything too seriously which doesn't help.

[–]Spotted_Lady 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It reminds me of the woman who went to a computer repair guy.

"I think I have a virus on my computer."

"Why would you think that?"

"I own a modem."

"Where is your modem?"

"It's still in the box, unopened."

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Amusing!!! :-)

Also, I had it. The worst part is the EXTREME sore throat. The dry cough was annoying more than anything else.

[–]Spotted_Lady 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I got my humor vaccine shot.