Named the account after what I happened to have in a glass next to me

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[–]humancorpse 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

HELLO DRYCIDER. WE ARE NOT BEGGIN G FOR MONEY. THIS IS A PLEA FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. WE NEED BODILY FLUIDS. WE WILL TAKE WHATEVER YOU GOT. ANYTHING HELPS. PEOPLE ARE DYING OVER HERE.

ITEMS FOR SALE:

FIFTEEN THOUSAND GALLONS NONPASTEURIZED URINE, CERTIFIED PURE, PAPERS AVAILABLE, PARENTS ARE ALIVE... CAN SHIP IN FIVE GALLON CONTAINERS OR IN 55 GALLON DRUMS, SKID PALLET SERVICE. PRICE: $172,000.00 NET 30 TERMS AVAILABLE FOR QUALIFIED BUYERS. (LIQUIDS ARE NOT CERTIFIED COVID FREE)

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