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The Quantum titty Manifesto

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How nobody knows that titty means sister, yet you’re on the WorldWideWeb and have access to that information.


Manual

To digest this information in a manner suited to be absorbed into the programming of your brain and be compiled, not just interpreted, there are some initial steps to take:

  • Take a breath and keep breathing, preferably in a nice smooth constant manner.

  • When you’ve calmed down, drink some water and contemplate if you’re hydrating yourself enough (passing a kidney stone during the absorption/pre-compile phase is not recommended, it can help to stay grounded in the material reality during compilation however).

  • Only have normal background noise around: No TV, no music, no games. Just the text and the accompanying links.

  • Regarding the links to audio/video sources: If the a listened to/viewed do this so before continuing reading the text. Finnish the sentence and click, the provided external media is fully context related and not innocent in relation to this text when viewed out of context.

  • If your breathing is still smooth, constant and calm: good. Else: Buckle up:

  • Do your stretches, or yoga, before continuing further! (If you somehow don’t know how to move: move to this music)

Introduction

Oh my, you are still reading this? Then you must have figured out the problem, yet lacking a solution... Or no, wait, better said: you don't accept your solution right? You want to have mine, no, better said: This solution, you want this, this and nothing else because well, you're doing this, even if you leave now, you're doing it, comma separeted solutions, reading, processing, the, solution, provided, by this.

Yes, problem clear, target acquired, Bombe loss!

Setting the stage

This is an easy one, one you've deduce on your own and that's why I can descibe it crudely to you:

  • A computer screen, if you're fancy (which you're not) it's an e-ink screen. Because it's not, your eyes are already getting bored with this, hopefully it does tickle your thinking noodle.

  • Keyboard, not recently cleaned, if it has been: you've read this before.

  • Breathing, don't think of yourself as something that doesn't need it, that's not healthy.

  • You, yourself and all that you think to be, become and were, probably more because you're not special and therefor pea-brained as they once called you while laughing.

Get with it, soontm more...

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