The most attractive foid from my group sit next to me

submitted by Mazurro from self.Incels

Why the fuck this shit keeps happening. I came to the lecture alone, professor was talking with me and 3 minutes later she comes and just goes next to me and says "Can I?" and sits next to me.

Like, she could just ignore me and go to sit alone (She doesn't get social credit for hating me while alone or while ignoring me, she can do as she wants) and she did that. I don't know what to think at this point.

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[–]IndianaJones 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Well man, you might as well embrace the attention. She sat next to you, for whatever reason that may be, just enjoy it I guess. Just promise me that you'll make St. Calculatorcel proud and not give her a calculator when the time comes.

[–]Mazurro[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Absolutely I will not give anything to her, ever. I already performed like 3 St Calculatorcel actions.

[–]PeterFromRuqqus 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Bro go for it and then report back

[–]Mazurro[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

But this situation after a few mins of overthinking seems clear. She is too highinhib to ignore someone like I do, she would feel uncomfortable with herself if she just ignored me. However, she was texting someone for entire lecture, so it would check out.

Although it's weird how the less and less I want and less and less I imagine, they keep doing shit like this. It's annoying.

[–]yabbit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

It's a typical move by experienced simp farmers. I've seen it many times.

[–]AnimeRespecter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

so true

[–]takavoid513 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Use highlighter on her clothes when she is not looking

[–]Mazurro[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I couldn't bother. You do something to a foid and you are responsible as if you did something to a human.

[–]takavoid513 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I was just memeing. Dealing with a simp army would be a pain in the ass aswell. Though I do like sabotaging foids from time to time

[–]Mazurro[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I only do it while I am asked for things. i don't help them, or give them the lowest effort advices which only cause them more trouble letting them know they are retards. w 7t

[–]yabbit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

based

[–]Vortex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"No, you can't" that's it.

[–]asterias 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You can never know a foid's true intentions. If you stay vigilant you might see through her without engaging too much.

[–]Mazurro[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Without observing - sure, we never know. But after a while it's all obvious.

[–]AnimeRespecter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Dont bother going for it. She wants you because you're not available, so if you do express interest she'll lose interesst in a heart beat . That's how women are it'll be like night and day.

[–]Mazurro[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I know that rule, but I highly doubt she did that because of that.

Tbh, after a bit of overthinking I think I know why she did that: She came there so she must have known that none of her friends is going to appear there (otherwise, she would just sit by herself waiting for them), but seeing me, alone loser there while there was noone else made her brain overflow with information and she just came to sit there.

[–]AnimeRespecter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I didn't really get that tbh. could you reiterate?

[–]Mazurro[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I said that I kinda understand why she did that. If she knew there will come someone, she wouldn't sit next to me for sure, she would go for an empty spot and just sit there waiting for someone else.

Also, when she saw that inside there is ONLY me, her brain had malfunction and she didn't know what she is supposed to do (we know foids can't think about more than 1 thing at the moment) so she had two opposite information in her head - that there won't come her friends to sit with and that there is only me, a loser sitting by himself. She got stuck with her first thought and sat there.

[–]AnimeRespecter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

oh alright, keep us updated on your chad status.

[–]Mazurro[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Chad status heh, max that could happen is me being used for being beta, which I will refuse so..