If the relationship involves a vulva owner...

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[–]Finnegan7921 34 insightful - 11 fun34 insightful - 10 fun35 insightful - 11 fun -  (1 child)

Vulva-owner ? Do these people go to the genitalia store and pick out their vulvas like cars on a lot ? This shit is beyond beyond.

[–]MezozoicGay 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Porn industry and sex work, and now transgender ideology reduced women to genitals. Women just a costume, and genitals (with a bit of extra human around them) just something that can be bought.

[–]TarshishJupiter 31 insightful - 7 fun31 insightful - 6 fun32 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Vulva-owner? Who's a genital fetishist now?

[–]Greykittymomma 18 insightful - 5 fun18 insightful - 4 fun19 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Basically, those damn vulvas are too hard to please. Vulva owners never want to please the penis havers. For shame! Classic vulva owners and penis havers are from other planets. (Holy fuck I'm so confused...)

Don't blame sex workers they provide this amazing service to penis havers. Vulva owners should be thankful. No stds, clean, convenient and ready to serve...

[–]MezozoicGay 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And of course no one of them thought that two thirds of heterosexual women never had an orgasm, unlike lesbians.

[–]Penguinberri 18 insightful - 1 fun18 insightful - 0 fun19 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Vulva owner?! The language is so dehumanising. By this logic: trans women who are pre-op are penis-owners and its OK to call them as such?

It's so frustrating that this is how woman are spoken about now. I do think this is coming more from people who are trying to be woke, rather than actual transexual(medically diagnosed) people because this kinda of language was never around 4 years ago.

[–]threefingersam 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It really is. But when I talked about this to someone irl, she didn't see the problem at all. She thought it was inclusive (to trans ppl of course) and thus "vulva-owner" was fine. That was frustrating.

[–]Shesstealthy 15 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 3 fun16 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

This language is so clunky! If they must divorce parts from gender why not "if one of you has a vulva"?

[–]MarkTwainiac 10 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

When I was a teen in the early 1970s, my family in the US had a Volvo but my mother always mispronounced it as "vulva." So that's what the whole family ended up calling it too. Which led to some funny comments, like "Hey anyone else need the vulva tonight?", "The vulva needs an oil change", "The vulva is having ignition trouble", "Anyone see the vulva keys?" and "(Name of brother) crashed the vulva last night."

Any time anyone in the family badmouthed the family vulva, the rest of us would sing the classic Kinks song as though it were "Stop Your Saabing":

Chrissie Hynde & The Pretenders' 1979 cover: https://youtu.be/RTVqZNObw5o

The Kinks' original from 1964: https://youtu.be/GZQUKN5G9xk

[–]lmaonope333 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

as a lesbian, I think I'm gonna have to buy a Volvo

[–]brink 11 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wow. Just... fuck this timeline.

[–]WillowCreek 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

"Guys I need to go to the vulva dealership and trade in my rental-vuvla."

[–]macaron 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Who counts as a vulva owner? Transmen with no bottom surgery? Transwomen with fake vulvas?