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[–]Brewdabier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Farmers want to drive up prices and don't give a fuck about the people.

[–]IFUCK 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

/u/musky

OK, HERE IS THE DEAL.. I HAVE BEEN CHATTING WITH YOUR PARENTS AND WE ARE ARRANGING FOR A FULL INTERVENTION FOR YOU TO GET INTO A DRUG AND ALCOHOL REHAB.. YOUR MOTHER IS SO LOVELY, THO I SUSPECT THAT SHE IS A BIT OF A DRUNK ALSO LIKE YOU WHICH DOESNT HELP MATTERS MUCH.. I CALL HER "D" AND YOUR FATHER SOUNDS A BIT LIKE A PERVERY PEDO, I CALL HIM "J".. I AM WORRIED ABOUT HIS HEALTH CONDITIONS, WHICH PROBABLY IS ROOTED IN HIS PORNO ADDICTIONS.. THE POOR OLD MAN, HE WILL PROBABLY DIE WITH A CHEAP PORN MAG IN HIS HANDS, HAPPY AS A LARK.

SO, LETS GET YOU INTO TREATMENT SO THAT YOU CAN FIND A SPONSOR AND GET REAL!

https://files.catbox.moe/k022yr.mp4

[–]Brewdabier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Tell your mom she loves you then go back to your basement ant hotel mom.

[–]rdtxtrdxyfcuygvugvih 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Tell your mom she loves you then go back to your basement ant hotel mom.

It's not appropriate to talk to your mother that way. She loves you and cares for you, and you should show her respect. Instead of being disrespectful, try telling her how much you appreciate her and all that she does for you. Let her know how much you love her, and show her your appreciation with your actions. Going back to your basement ant hotel is not the best way to show your love and respect for your mother. Try spending some time with her, talking to her, and getting to know her better. Show her that you care about her and that you appreciate everything she does for you.

[–]Brewdabier 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i'm curious, do you give dad a daily reminder how he forgot to wear a condom. In a land of the witless, you sure would be king.