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[–]TitsAndWhiskey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I hate this bullshit argument that “it was only a robbery! It doesn’t deserve a death sentence!”

Bitch how are we supposed to know what you broke into my house to do? I ain’t about to ask questions when there’s three dudes breaking down my door.

“Oh, excuse me sir. Are you and your friends armed? Are you here to tape and murder my family, or just steal some things? How old are you? Do you come from a disadvantaged ethnic background, or suffer childhood trauma as a result of capitalism? Let’s calmly and rationally discuss this.”

Fucking loser cucks.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Most burglars are actually sex fiends hoping they'll come across an unsuspecting woman.

That's pretty much why Meredith Kercher got killed.

[–]HiddenFox 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Don't forget to ask for their pronouns as well!