'Elvis’ star Austin Butler rushed to ER after ‘body just started shutting down’

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[–]brimshae 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Just a coincidence. Inject your masks and wear your booster!

[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe he caught spike proteins from hanging around with Lisa Marie a few weeks back.

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

But he saved 3 million Grandmothers!!!!!!!!!

[–]MularkeyMan2 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

He must have ate to many peanut butter and fried banana sandwiches.

[–]Evola 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Taking kayfabe to the next level.