Venti Cosplay Queen

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

Rick and Morty made it sound so appealing...

:-/

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https://i.imgur.com/pNjSwxl.jpg

[–]Tom_Bombadil 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Grits sales plunged after that ad campaign.

[–]Chipit 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (5 children)

Yukk, that chick is fat.

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    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    Don't be a simp.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    AYOO!

    https://neatclip.com/clip/y35x6n0ez

    [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I had 3 like that at once. Good times.

    [–]Tarrock 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

    I'd fuck her, but I know I'd slip in cat shit at least 3 times while at her place.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

    So the stench of cat shit wouldn't get to you until the 3rd slip? 🤣

    [–]Myrkskog 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    😂

    [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    It's actually puked up cat hairballs. They don't smell half as bad, but you gotta wear slippers cause those things are soggy when fresh and that's just gross between your toes when no longer warm.

    [–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

    I suspect her name is Coffé and she's a dude.

    I'd tell you what she tastes like, but I don't drink of the bitter brown juice.

    I have caffeine pills for occasions (cheaper and very predictable, unlike energy drinks).

    [–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

    It's actually Covfefe.

    He hangs around the White House.

    [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

    Turns out that was a real word.

    [–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    Which word? Covfefe?

    [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    As I just wrote on the WP talk page:

    Covfefe = "I Will Stand Up" in Arabic, according to this article:
    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/08/unreal-google-buried-true-meaning-of-covfefe-i-will-stand-up-once-president-trump-tweeted-it/

    Either this article has deceptive agendas or Wikipedia's well known biases completely obscuring the truth on this matter.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covfefe

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Covfefe#Actual_meaning_of_the_word_COVFEFE

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Never heard of that! That's actually really interesting, but not shocking at all lol.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    I'm ashamed I know what Venti means.