How to get a gf?

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[–]Mcheetah 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

  • Be tall (6'1"/185 cm minimum.)
  • Be in-shape/don't be fat.
  • Have lots of money and wear expensive clothes.
  • Have impeccable hygiene and grooming.
  • Be a douchebag (aka "confidence.')
  • Have low standards. (If you live in North America or Europe.)

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  • Alternate route: "Date" queer women (aka "bisexuals," aka lesbians) who won't have any romantic or sexual interest in you, or men at all, but will exploit you for resources, wealth, physical protection, and emotional validation, like a pet/ATM hybrid. That's what simps and cucks do, especially those under six feet.

Do all of this and you too can get you a 4 out of 10 entitled Liberal white woman who's never satisfied and thinks you should be grateful you get to pay for her meals and listen to her First World problems. Good luck!

[–]Titanic 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There is an alternative.

Find whatever third world country has ladies that get you off the most.

Pay the tribal elder 5 bucks for the hot one.

Bring her home, marry her and fuck her.

She'll be docile and obedient, like a woman should be.