(Serious) Why are Indian men the biggest simps and beta-males on the planet?

submitted by Mcheetah from (self.AskSaidIt)

Like, seriously. I don't even care about Indian men one way or the other, but anytime I have to visit Instagram to talk to people I know, or some other site that has thirst traps, I always see on the front page or search screen two types of men commenting and giving shitty women unwarranted attention, validation, and heart GIFs: 40+ year old ugly, white, beta-males simping (the kind who are likely divorced and/or obese,) or young Indian men. The old dudes are more common, but the Indian men do the most hardcore flagellation to their dignity and self-respect.

I've noticed this for years now. Young Indian men seem to be peak cringe. They are not only beta males who simp for literally any woman on the internet, but they also have the shittiest low-standards and hardcore coping mechanisms for themselves. "Five-eleven is a pretty good height, right? I am plenty tall for women!" Or, "I am average looking, like a 5! That is good, right? Yes, it is good!"

Oh my fuckin' GOD, dude! I feel like stuffing these fucking losers in a locker myself and I haven't been in high school for over ten years (nor was I ever the bully type.) Shit is maximum humiliation and bitch-boy behavior. It's like, this shit would be fucking excusable if they were 13, or even in high school. But these are men in their mid to late twenties with no balls, extremely low standards for themselves, if any, and worship ugly Western women with shitty personalities and egos the size of Jupiter. It's legitimately giving me and others second-hand embarrassment.

So why are Indian men so weak, beta, and embarrassing?

Especially on social media. Go on there and you'll see that beta simp shit, yourself.

Edit: Incelnigga is Indian? His behavior makes a lot of sense, now.

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[–]Hematomato 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

India is still an arranged-marriage culture. There's slightly more flexibility than there used to be - kids are generally allowed to reject people they don't want to marry - but the parents still bring them into the home, say "this is someone we've chosen as your spouse," and wait for them to say yes.

Also, most of the schools in India are sex-segregated. Boys and girls don't learn together.

For these reasons, Indians don't grow up learning how to flirt. They don't bother with romance and courtship. Young Indian men don't honestly know much about what any women respond positively to, let alone Western women.

And when they're on Instagram or whatever, they're speaking a language foreign to them, and while they know what the words literally mean, they're missing out on almost all the subtleties of the language.

So... yeah. Hence the aggressive, off-putting simping.

[–]Mcheetah[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Makes sense. Thanks.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

For all the talk of patriarchy, in traditional societies men are ruled by their mothers.

Indian men's whole sexuality is built around mummy issues.

Wherever you see "show bob" then "gib milk" is not far behind.

[–]IMissPorn 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Probably because they're poor or something. Also bad English makes their messages sound even more cringey than they would otherwise.

[–]topiary2 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You mean to tell me that a bunch of street shitters have no self-respect?

[–]incelnigga 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

indians burned whores alive nigga we are based

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You mean widows used to throw themselves on their husband's funeral pyres because they couldn't face what shits their sons had become

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I think their unattractive accent is one of the reasons. On egocentric media it's just text, but their real-life experiences affect their personality.

[–]MagicMike 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

The welfare state and Industrial Revolution kept Natural Selection from winnowing out the weak majority. Thank Shiva for the caste system or it would be a lot worse.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Indians have evolved to survive an attack of microbes to the gut lining a tenth of which would kill a western man in seconds.

They are perfectly adapted to their environment, just not much else.

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think all the parasites in their guts effect them mentally.