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[–]Maggotus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If you are pissing on your own dick then you definitely have a problem. Maybe a good hole realignment would help?

[–]Mcheetah[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

  1. It doesn't apply to me.
  2. Splashback.
  3. Foreskin.
  4. You're still touching your dick; then potentially other people's property. Might as well smear your cock on the doorknob and skip a step or two.
  5. Would you be okay with your chef, cook, or waiter using the toilet and not washing their hands?
  6. I can't respect any adult who's that fucking nasty. Unless they only never-washed in their own property. Otherwise, second-hand handjobs or smearing your piss or shit onto other people's property are beyond fucked-up. Not saying you're arguing it's okay to not wash your hands, but you might be implying it.