Do you guys also eat your own boogers?

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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

This one time, I was taking a warm bath and got a little too relaxed and did a diarrhea. I said "Listen here anal sex demon! I REBUKE you!! In the name of JESUS!!" And the poo shot right back up my ass leaving the bathwater clean. It was a miracle.

[–]CanWhat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

WHAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!

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Did you know Jesus has PERFECT BODY! And he is willing ravish you with it if you can remain pure and save yourself for him

[–]CanWhat 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Whuuuuuut? 🙏💦