False, proven 8" in chat last night.
Your mom says that's not yours
This is true...
I second the nomination of Dragonerne
Because you're jewish
Awe - your butt hurt?
(If you really must know, he's actually Penrod "Penry" Pooch, working at a police station as a "mild-mannered" janitor under the glare of Sergeant "Sarge" Flint.)
I found it hilarious that he'd mention me, because I never really interact with him and just blame jews, so I thought he must've been butthurt about my comments about jews.
I'm happy to have been nominated and at the top. I'm always number 1.
I agree. Getting nominated for something so stupid on a website full of retards is a badge of honor for me, and I'll take the award gladly. Problem is your mother squirts all over it, so I'm doing something right.
true to form...
Well I wouldn't want to disappoint, you little fatfuck faggot. Your parents are disappointed enough. No reason to add to your misery.
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It’s not so small when I ram it up your ass!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you!
phaggot
I vote u/Chipit
https://media.scored.co/post/HbEt5vc5XLyO.jpeg
This was supposed to be a meme, not real people's actual reaction
Just kidding, I'm most likely replying to an AI script.
What's this? FTM tranny projection?
Blue
Liking blue doesn't make you a boy, chipit.
Blue.
Say the line, shill!
What lol
Blue
Saying it won't make you grow a penis, chippy.
Blue
I’ll toss in u/fuckyourmom
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THIS BITCH BE LYIN' I GOT INCHES
BISH the largest micropenis.
It's actually a millipenis (1/1000th penis).
I wanted to nominate you, and didn't want to get your usual response, but now... I am indeed proud of you for speaking up.
/u/elchupacabra OFC
:o
seconded.
It's rather impossible to have a dick smaller than your dicknipple.
🌅𓂺
You need to add another hieroglyph besides it, else it gets censored by the windows os. Like this:
You jews can't stop thinking about dicks.
Well I have an excuse! I was in the pool! ‼‽
It may not be 12 inches but it sure smells like a foot.
Don't even mess with a chat homie, nigga. And give homie his money, you cheeky monkey.
I wanna compete just for shits and giggles. But truth is I have one god damn massive dong. Gonna make you all look like you have nanopenises 😂 watch me wave the fucker about and prepare to be in awe
Yep - just what micropenis Saiditors would say.
But are you a contender for the smallest? 🤔
Probably me, since it's only a little bit over 7 inches.
Je suis vraiment désolé, mon ami
Oh no, it's fine, I've hit "painful bottom" (inside women) fairly often. I think I'm just the right size and any longer is going to hinder their pleasure. I'm pleny wide too and past 6.5" or so, girth matters more than length FOR SURE.
🤦♂️
picopenis
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u/JasonCarswell