Am I the asshole for getting mad? I am the blue texts.
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[–]IndianaJones 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (22 children)
cant we just all get along
If she was revealing private things about you to Smoke, then I would understand your frustration. But from my understanding, she was simply telling him what vegetables you enjoyed.
Yes, you can politely ask Melody to not talk about your vegetable preferences to someone you dislike (Smoke). But she can also politely refuse. Sure, she could be a good friend and comply with your request, but she is under no obligation to. You cannot police someone else's private conversations.
In my opinion, not wanting Melody to tell Smoke your vegetable preferences is bit of an overreaction.
There's no way you're freaking out about vegetable preferences alone. I think there's more going on. I need more context. But in my opinion, you kinda overreacted man. Do better, be better, play better. I know you can, Musky. You're better than that.
I love you man. But it's only because I love you so much that I refuse to lie to you, and so I must give my real opinion. No lying allowed, even if it might hurt you and even if it's something you probably don't want to hear.
Anyway I'm gonna hump my pillow and pretend it's you until the situation is resolved. If the drama isn't resolved by my 1000th hump then you two need to cut ties with each other. I'll be keeping an eye out. This friendship seems too unhealthy to continue.
[–]JasonCarswell 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun - 1 year ago (11 children)
not wanting Melody to tell Smoke your vegetable preferences is bit of an overreaction.
Not even a nothing burger.
[–]IndianaJones 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun - 1 year ago (9 children)
DECENTRALISE ALL SALADS!!!
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (7 children)
I think there's more going on.
I blame the cat.
[–]IndianaJones 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (5 children)
The cat is in the wrong regardless because it gets to cuddle Musky without my permission. Oooh.... that makes me SO angry and jealous!
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
I think there's things they're not telling us about the salad too. I bet things get sliced julienne. I love it when things get sliced julienne.
[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (3 children)
If you don't mind my beard you get my hugs.
[–]IndianaJones 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun - 1 year ago (2 children)
Thanks Jason. Could you please send me an audio clip of you saying "Hi Indy, I am holding your hand. I love you very much. I am rubbing your hand"
[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
Remind me.
One of these days/weeks I'm going to set up my mics, do some tests, and record audio for a LeverMind video or few. I'll do it then.
[–]IndianaJones 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Awesome, thanks man!
[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Write a better story: Save The Cat
[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Yes!!! Do NOT render unto Caesar what is salad.
[–]jet199 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Lol, joke of the year from Jason.
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[–]IndianaJones 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (3 children)
47
[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (2 children)
69
[–]IndianaJones 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
up to 109 now
[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
I always stop for 69.
[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (4 children)
I don't dislike Smokey, he's just the other guy Mel likes.
It's like a stable of us here.
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[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (2 children)
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