Save that joke for the end of the meal so I can make some extra room for dessert
Bill Gates, is that you?
Im bringing some good old fashioned racism: Dave Chappelle - Open Racism (Açık Irkçılık) - Türkçe altyazılı
Racist Club Uses Intersectionality To Grow Membership Through Diversity Hires!
I'll bring Beef Pork Buns too because its the most anti-religious food possible.
Beef pork buns? Are you sure you’re not showing up with a mayonnaise and cracker platter?
Ivermectin brownies, neigh-bor
Holocaust denial
And meatballs
Meatballs fresh out of the oven, I presume?
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Do we have to actually have the vaccine before trying the Soylent? Is it mint chocolate chip flavored?
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We're not talking about this stuff, are we? https://soylent.com/products/soylent-drink-mint-chocolate-1
That green bottle dressed in an eye pleasing plastic sheath. I'm going to have to bite the bullet and get one from the store soon just to have a flavor profile in memory when soylent comes up again. Maybe I can pretend that people goo tastes just like it with enough chocolate, cream and peppermint extract when society inevitably falls.
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I went through the ingredients list, and the splenda/sucralose would have made the entire taste experience vile anyway. If I'm going to poison myself, they should at minimum make it worth my time.
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Marketing plays dirty tricks with using buzzwords and pretty colors. The consumer (in both senses) was almost had.
Do I get ribs? I ask because I am racially jewish and you post to the retarded debatealtright sub.
Everyone posts there. They're probably pork ribs though, albeit likely still tasty. I have to go look up why pork is unclean.
Everyone posts there.
I don't.
They're probably pork ribs though, albeit likely still tasty. I have to go look up why pork is unclean.
Because at that time pork had the risk of trichinosis. So no longer applies (in reasonably clean areas).
You've replied there, doesn't that count? Pork still carries that risk unless it's thoroughly cooked though. Commercial American meat farming probably cuts a lot of corners. On the infograph that I read it was something about chewing cud, and that they were considered unclean because they were mobile garbage disposals. Then I saw that goats were considered clean, which doesn't make sense because they're retarded compared to pigs, and eat actual garbage too. The infograph was from the United Church of God's site though, so I don't know how that lines up with other religious dietary restrictions
and eat actual garbage too.
This is false. Goats are picky fuckers.
Lots of goats might be. Others are garbage munchers hellbent on dying.
I used to believe that too.
I know the goats I knew, and I know the media lies, so I'm very skeptical about any other "garbage-eating goats".
Guess you've been around some well behaved goats. I've been around quite a few that will rob you of any dangling objects that look nibble worthy on clothing.
I've never known a goat to be well behaved.
Im bringing Pork Beef Buns but for you I can bring some mini-matzo balls and gefilte fish. I'll get the local Rebbe who is Shochet to bring brisket for the BBQ.
Because at that time pork had the risk of trichinosis. So no longer applies (in reasonably clean areas). That is true but is only one of many reasons why pork is forbidden
Why Is Pork Forbidden? 29 minutes
Some of my notes:
pig principles: environment, not very mobile dont need big pastures like cattle or sheep ideal for raising in a settlement or city eat human trash but makes them poorly suited for pastoral and nomadic lifestyles, society, pig husbandry in cities is often associated with lower socio economic status, settlement, pigs are useful for people to settle a new area since they can reproduce quickly new herds can be established quickly with just a few starter animals, economy, pigs can be harder to regulate than other domesticated animals for two reasons their litter sizes can vary drastically 12 - 14 piglets but usually much less they dont produce secondary products like wool or milk which are also valuable sources of taxes and institutional wealth in pre industrial societies so governments encourage raising other animals like goats sheep cows, health, pigs carry disease and are susceptible to parasites like tape worms that can be transmitted to humans. pigs only take a year to mature and eat your trash.
Those other reasons may have been valid, I don't know. But anyway, I eat pork ribs regularly and I can't remember the last time I ate matzo balls or gefilte fish. So you can keep them for yourself.
Guarantee the roach salad and soylent will become a dare by the end of the night.
Coffee is probably the most underrated item on this list, super thoughtful.
Internet SaidIt potluck? Nothing, I'm here and throw out some comments occasionally, but mostly just provide upvotes/funnies from the sidelines.
IRL SaidIt potluck? YUMMY FOOD! I will bring deliciousness we can all enjoy. I can't BBQ yet, but I will totally bake sides and make snackplates for us all.
I was sincerely asking about a hypothetical IRL cookout because I thought it would be nice to have people share their best/favorite dishes. Hit “submit” and almost immediately realized no one would be serious, but I love these replies just the same!
I love food and my belly shows it, happy to share some favorites!
I just made a green bean casserole from scratch, would you (or anyone) like the recipe? I've also got garlic roast beef, sausage-stuffed apples, and crockpot carnitas/pork or crockpot carne asada/beef steak. Crockpot shredded chicken is another thing I make, which is hella easy and adaptable to any flavor at all. A simple side-snack for nearly everyone is tomato/cheese/basil on toothpicks.
Maybe SaidIt users should make a sub for all of this at the end of the day though, maybe even 2 subs. s/recipes and s/slowcookerrecipes. Whatcha think?
I'm fine creating subs, but I can't mod anything else right now. So I would need someone else to be head mod and taking care of rules, design, etc.
almost immediately realized no one would be serious
Have you not seen the politics forum? Everyone is serious!
I guess so, we are a ragtag bunch
Weed and bottom shelf vodka of course.
Your finest Mexican brick and a Popov on ice, please
Gator skins to the Christmas parade.
So many good answers already, so I'm going to go with chili.
Good answer, set off the acid reflux so they don’t fight as much
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Most considerate answer right here, making sure we’re happy, hydrated, and weird.
Mennonite cheese
Absolute class act
Stollen
Dope! Do you make it often?
Every December.
I have a cheat recipe.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2010/dec/11/stollen-recipe-cherry-dan-lepard
It is interesting to see that there are no vegans here
u/wonderwoman once fucked a cow.
I have cop cam footage from last year of gaige-grosskreutz being arrested for a dui. https://youtu.be/9Ap3cdhL69A
That’s a tasty clip
Thank you.
Goat's Weed hot peppers, and natto.
Destroy and rebuild our gut biomes, this is crucial
Also I have an air fryer and tonight were making cubed beef strips marinated in blend of Chinese five spice and teriyaki, with rice noodles maybe one egg some corn, and an air fried pepper with salad and an apple.
What does air fryer pepper taste like? Do you dredge it in anything?
This is what I was expecting when I had the idea to ask but I also realized it would be mostly jokes.
If we ban travel from Malawi where will Madonna get her fresh supply of children from? That youth blood isn't going to replenish itself. She needs orphans and she needs them stat. The plastic surgeon he does nothing. Photo shopping is failing. She needs adrenochrome and needs it now. I used to be a fan but I've separated artist from art
Well we got both. I mean I did meme Madonna earlier
I forgot to mention I marinated the beef for over 12 hours
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Then air fried it along with some bell peppers(seasoned with a little oil and Chinese five spice) rice noodles, corn, all with teriyaki and Chinese five spice. I air fried the meat first. Cooled down the air fryer just a bit the roasted the peppers in oil an Chinese five spice powder.
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Yes it was good
During lock down I decided to step up my game on some stuff
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Yup I used lock down to exercise and dabble in cooking. Always had a passion for it but was always told no. Now?
Totally. Now to some day create a broth that would make Naruto please himself and I don't even watch Naruto.
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I can't even afford to give up my pocket lint. Besides, unless someone gives me a ride I can't make it.
We’ll get you a ride and a plate, but you’ve got to be Ground Control and wrangle the drunks
I am a party master! I'm like a social butterfly ninja - everywhere at once. And during a lull, rather than talk to a plant or standing awkwardly with a drink, I always seize that moment to do a pass or few at cleaning stuff up, collecting empty bottles, glasses, and plates, and improving people's experiences. Only boring people get bored.
Cool, you can MC. I’ll be in the corner with the plants
I don't MC. Specially not with a lampshade on my head.
Covid-19 boosters! ! !
Potato.
Versatile, I like it!
A tribe called Quest
DJ socks is on the cut, gonna get Paid in Full (I know, that’s not their song)
RIP Phife Dawg. I knew someone who got Tribe to do a frat party concert around 1990 for about $10,000, travel included.
What a bargain, and what a tragic, preventable loss of Phife.
Whiskey and a sheet of acid, what else is needed?
Ketamine, DMT, Nitrous Oxide, cocaine, and ecstasy!
Let's make this an orgy of excess while the world burns!!!
Flavor-aid
Patience.
IkeConn |29 pointswritten 2 years ago ago
Smallpox blankets