Shimma is nigga?

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-11-17T05:51:47+00:00

How.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-11-15T02:48:13+00:00

It was 2:30pm. I was finishing my workout at Bodyfit88, a newly opened gym in Wanda. Progress had been good over the past two months. I had progressed from 5kg to 7.5kg for my curls. But I wasn't seeing any more gains.

Anyway, I was exhausted. Today I'd completed 6 sets of dumbbell curls, followed by shoulder pulley, pecdec, waist machine, some leg press, 80kg now, some more dumbbell curls, and 7 minutes on the step machine. The instructor said I should eat more but I don't want to get fat.

At this time in the afternoon it's very quiet. But there was one other person here today. Not seen him before, a foreigner. Grunting all the time, all he was doing was barbell, lying on his back then lifting over his head. I tried once, but the bar was too heavy.

Back in the locker room, I was too tired for a shower so reclined on the sofa watching Douyin covered in my jacket to keep warm. Then he walked in. The locker room wasn't that big, and his locker was around 70cm from where I sat. There was no one else in the room. He stripped and then I saw it through the crack between his legs, swinging around. His buttocks were large, brown and firm, back rippled, thighs lean but rough. He turned to put his water bottle on the sink next to us and there it was. A dark cherry-colored mushroom head, a thick shaft, at least 15cm long, with creased yet but smooth skin lined with pulsing veins. My head was still pointing at my phone, but my eyes were fixated. I quickly switched from Douyin to camera to record this sight.

He was singing in the shower, I still can't believe what I've just seen. With phone still recording, he comes back, wipes his body down. I pretend to be asleep with only a crack of an eye open. He dresses and leaves.

I still have this recording. I like to watch it from time to time.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-11-04T14:27:29+00:00

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-11-04T09:29:07+00:00

Trim. Otherwise you'll get long hairs in her teeth.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-10-24T02:56:28+00:00

WTF? Looking at post history, OP must be a blast at parties.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-10-23T15:34:20+00:00

More hair on the tash than on the eyebrow. And plenty more in the thicket. We've all done China gyms with penises hidden by pubes. You must be T1 if you see these disappearing. 1/3 of T2 shave their bottom beards now, Gillette will make far more from ~~Rainy~~ Vivian shaving than selling razors to Rocky. Am sure they've thought of this.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-10-10T21:01:29+00:00

Fuck that. Toilet should go into a discrete drainage pipe straight down to the sewer. But no. All. apartment drains designed to exit down.a single pipe.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-10-09T17:12:43+00:00

A kaleidoscope of things coming into focus. CCJ is not FOB. I am not Victor Sheh. I don't want to FOB politics. It was an enjoyable few days meeting random folks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrHxhQPOO2c

Got inside Zhongnanhai and beyond without taking a plane.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-10-05T04:18:08+00:00

These are gooooooda. Took me to https://www.reddit.com/r/chonglangTV/ which is interesting.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-09-26T07:39:08+00:00

I was riding my ahyi diandongche

Faghai faggot detected.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-09-23T13:34:01+00:00

China2025 will herald new breakthroughs in biomedical research just like China2020 did, and more railways that depreciate faster than a KTV hostess when she hits 23.

That's if President Eleven's not across the corridor from Mao by then.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-09-10T19:21:14+00:00

FastEddy: HongHongExpat.com alt name shooting shit a several number of years ago.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-09-10T10:59:24+00:00

knee shuh ladyboyguo ma?

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-09-08T09:41:00+00:00

And where immigrants cannot immigrate. Unless you're Vietnamese or Cambodian marrying a guy in Guangxi. Simply be 'foreign friends', a term worse than laowai.

I am really sounding like Tim today. Will go for some Snow, either the beer or one of the 3 wechat chicks named after the beer.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-09-08T09:35:45+00:00

Tracing contacts.

The clue's in the name.

Get AIDS? Then I'd trust you'd insist other sexual partners get a check-up. Same thing.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-09-08T09:32:47+00:00

Aggregated 25,000 fucking hours per day, for a single moderately large city, of time that people could spend with their family, working, strolling in the park, banging a Vivian or a Rocky on the side for all I care, because that's how accountability is delegated for what would be less than 30 minutes per day for a single person running a report.

Yeah I'm pissed. I do this shit for a living: Making things smoother, and perhaps as a result of this have a particular jinshenbing against introducing needless inefficiencies to peoples' lives.

But, treat this as an analogy, and the greater extension. This is, if any example, Chinar management in a nutshell: Delegate and let someone take the fall. Sorry for sounding like Timothy.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-08-17T13:55:37+00:00

Naturally and artificially falvored?

Getting the best of both worlds.

The measurements are fucked. The pack is measured in ounces, servings measured in cups, and nutritional values in grams. It's almost as if they don't want you to understand what you're buying.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-08-14T14:17:26+00:00

This is an in-joke for foreigners in China, and Chinese too. Yes. Sort-of. If someone buys and furnishes a house they'll likely have a proper mattress bought from Slumberland, IKEA, wherever.

But a lot of rental places, especially the older, cheaper, and free ones (a lot of schools have free accommodation for their foreign teachers or students, dorms or a dusty beat-up apartment) and there are some several hundred thousand of these 'foreign friends' in China, so several hundred thousand in the same boat, have a few sheets of plywood with a few sheets run over them. That's the mattress. The landlords don't care, they don't need to, and in their eyes it was fine when they were growing up, so why shouldn't it be fine for you?

And there's the local thing, whatever the bed, nice or not, of putting a bamboo sheet over the top and sleeping on that when the weather's hot. Which I'm not a fan of. It's not getting caught up in the wrong thing, not at all. Come over to s/ccj if you're interested in any more of the 'differences' of life here - it's a satirical sub BTW that was banned from Reddit, banned twice.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-08-14T04:41:28+00:00

You reminded me of an experience, a true story. I'm not sure how you cross-post posts to comments, so here's the link https://saidit.net/s/ccj/comments/637c/coincidences/ and here's the text. Ignore some terms, it's a pigeon, they're quite east to work out.

Because all laowai smell, we take great care showering in the morning after a night of rolling in body odour on our wooden mattress.

Like every morning, I was shaking my phone to find a hot Rainy to cherping with. Total 7/8. Added instantly. She didn't want to cherping but seemed abashed and demure, to use Rainy language from her translation A P P. She was location in Shenzhen, worked in finance, 27, preferred to use Chinese but spoke English, mainly posted about the restaurant she was eating in, some pictures of coffee cups, buying clothes in a boutique store occasionally a screenshot of a financial graph or how she'd earned some commission. The usual crap.

We spoke for a few months, most days. I promised to visit the next time I went to Shenzhen.

Not content with 300 Rainies to speak to while on the crapper, another morning I was shaking my phone and saw a picture of another girl who looked incredibly similar. I was going to Shanghai in a couple of months anyway, so why not? She added back after a few minutes and I saw she had a pretty similar lifestyle as the first: restaurants, coffee, clothes, and a smattering of finance. This one worked in banking in SPD. Never asked for a Hongbao.

We continued chatting for a month, and then:

They both posted almost exactly the same selfie sitting at work in the morning at exactly the same time! Wow! Were they twins? I understood they weren't as they both said they were single children, born in the country, and had done well in school and searching for a job.

This image was almost identical, same hair, same make-up, same smile. The only difference was the plant on the desk. Even the desks were the same. They also posted exactly the same recommendation to buy a small cap stock, at the same time. The stock seemed to have been doing very well recently, so they seemed to know their game.

What a coincidence!

Immediately it rushed through my head that these poor girls growing up in poverty could have been identical twins separated at birth. I wasted no time forwarding one the picture of the other. I always saved their pictures on my Oppo's SD card anyway.

I sent their contact details to each other eagerly expecting a gushing of thanks.

Then they both deleted me. Instantly.

Back to shaking my phone.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-08-10T17:17:09+00:00

Do we know the same Coco?

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-08-10T15:07:06+00:00

Apple expert.

Apples tend to be less than 5'2. They wear thongs. They are shaved. A bit pancake. Still need to shower them, which is easy as their dorms don't have showers and they super like to use your one.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-08-07T07:47:34+00:00

Why what? It's the closest they can get to characters in a US decree?

It seems they're going after WeChat only, and via transactions, so that means going after WeChat Pay. Perhaps boosting chances for US credit card networks that have been squeezed out.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-08-05T15:57:21+00:00

In the great words of Ning Li, Anything Is Possible.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-08-05T07:16:58+00:00

He'd be fun to hang out with.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-08-04T18:37:28+00:00

Staying a newfag, thanks gemur. Who is the swede?

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-08-04T15:57:27+00:00

Wear a mask.

Fail to cover your mouth and nose.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-08-01T08:52:25+00:00

She seems to be in love with the gay friend I've yet to meet. "He's not even a he, talking to him, it's like talking to a girl."

Evelyn was not taking messages, probably seeing Luis. But Krissy was. I did not use a chainsaw.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-07-27T19:06:38+00:00

I've been a big Kenny G fan ever since the release of his 1990 album, Kenny G Live. Before that, I really didn't understand the alure of the saxophone, but did appreciate the oboe and flute. Too fancy, too fashionable. It was on Kenny G Live where, uh, Kenny G' presence became more apparent. I think Don't Make Me Wait for Love was his masterpiece, but something about Going Home stuck as the his undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility and closing time. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of his previous work, and of the saxophone and woodwind instruments in general. Clarinthscia, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Afanasieff, Raymond and Kenny. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Tina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Clarinthscia, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion and closing of shops, it is nightime and this is a song of the night. In this song, Kenny addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Duotones is the most moving pop song of the 1990s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Tina, get down on your knees so Clarinthscia can see your ass. Kenny's solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way, less narrow than the gaotie stewerdardess's ass that I'm not eating because it repulses me. Gaotie stewardesses have aged with the trains. But I also think Kenny's works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Silhouette, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-07-23T07:20:56+00:00

Edgelord foreigner walking around without mask.

Because I left it at the room of a Rainy that looks really good clothed but unclothed there's a no no no going through my head and GTFO was the only thing happening. Beware Rainies that wear those tops that expose shoulders that look slim and slender, make the AAA look like an A, and hide a midriff built like the Great Wall on Mars. Same goes for sports pants hiding legs thicker than an elephants ass.

whyyoudrinksomuch · 2020-07-22T19:31:07+00:00

Watch your drink, make sure your glass is empty before going to the bathroom, don’t rack up a huge bill, leave your bank cards in your sock, have a decoy wallet, have a friend on standby to give you an “emergency call”, and if a “boyfriend” appears punch him straight in the mouth and throw her purse as far as possible and leg it. Avoid basements and check for exits.

Someone's had the convenient bar next to the hotel scam done to them.

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