suckameatpie

i am an experienced software designer and developer with 38 years of experience. I began programming Atari Basic Language on an Atari 800 in 1983.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Feh-nmH2zM

I began coding C language in 1991 using Microsoft's quickC IDE for DOS..

when i was incarcerated in 1992 and 1993, i wrote code for a client while i was in jail... I wrote my code by hand and mailed it to him and he would type it in and it was PERFECT each and every time that i delivered..

The longest program that i wrote by hand while in jail was 43 1/2 legal pad pages long(double spaced).. it was a dos based flat file database manager that had full on screen editing. It allowed to CREATE a record, EDIT a record, SAVE a record, and DELETE a record, and SEARCH for a record.

I wrote that shit ALL BY HAND with no chance to compile and test it.

He paid me $50.00 per week while i was incarcerated, which was the most that you can spend at the commissary in jail, and he also promised to give me a $1,500.00 bonus on the day that i walk out of jail, and he did in fact pay me.

It was a wow surreal moment when i walked into his office and i saw that database manager program running in his computer room, and i had only seen it on paper and in my mind.. I actually cried a bit..

I dont tolerate a lot of crap out of weak ass bitches that wanna take shortcuts, so i am not a lot of fun to work with if that is your mentality and so i am probably going to decline your offer to help at saidit.

fwiw, i am a clinically diagnosed sociopath with a narcissistic antisocial personality disorder with a side order of intermittently explosiveness.

thank you kindly.

Edward.