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21:37 Alphix KING CRAB you motherfucker 21:38 Toestealer Queen Crab maybe? 21:38 Musky We'll just be boiling the crab in water with a little beer for 3 minutes 21:38 Toestealer Crab people crab people 21:38 Toestealer Taste like crab, talk like people! 21:38 Musky You like crab Alphix? 21:38 Toestealer Ya'll posh af 21:39 Alphix I LOVE IT 21:39 Musky #metoo 21:39 Toestealer At best I get fake crab that's okay quality 21:39 Alphix I'd have king crab with champagne and caviar every week if I could afford it 21:39 Musky I like fake crab too, but yeah, this is a special meal 21:39 Musky Champers would be good with it 21:40 Toestealer Do you neet around only or do you work 21:40 Alphix No shit it's special. Last I checked, king crab for 2 is like $150 21:40 Toestealer Fuck it, I need to become like Ed 21:40 Toestealer Get some money and trade with a bot 21:40 detty please don't 21:40 Toestealer Oh shit, detty is worried? 21:40 Toestealer And I thought nobody cared for me 21:40 Musky Nobody wants another Ed lol 21:40 Toestealer Only the money aspect of Ed 21:41 Alphix Ed has no money 21:41 detty I do care for all of you mkay 21:41 Musky We'll probably feed 3 people for about that much, Alphix 21:41 Alphix Yeah I'm 2 people 21:41 Toestealer Ed's just showing his demo account on Metatrader? 21:41 Toestealer Nah Alphy, you look like 3 or 4 21:41 Alphix No, I'm precisely the weight of 2 grown men 21:42 Toestealer 2 sounds like on a good day 21:42 Toestealer I mean bad 21:42 Alphix I know I'm severely obese, do you have a point? 21:42 Toestealer I have 5 friends and you're like 3 of them 21:42 Alphix Oh wait, you're trying to shame me? 21:42 Toestealer Fat jokes, you mutt 21:42 detty cyberbullying 😔 21:42 Toestealer WORDS THAT HURT! 21:43 Alphix Listen, every single one of the men I've known who had physiques even remotely like mine would have offed themselves long before looking like me. 21:43 Alphix And I've known dozens 21:43 Toestealer I have an uncle who's fat 21:43 Toestealer He lives life rather well 21:43 Musky I'm so hungry for crab... 21:43 Toestealer I know another very fat man 21:43 Alphix So if you think you can make fat jokes and have some kind of effect on me, you are deluded. 21:43 Toestealer He did surgery and is less fat 21:44 Toestealer Who said I'll have an effect on you? 21:44 Toestealer Only you did 21:44 Musky Chris Christie had gastric bypass surgery but he managed to stay fat anyways 21:44 Alphix Just the very fact of my fatness is more insult than you can imagine. It's off the charts. You can't move the needle no matter what you do. 21:44 Alphix IT'S NOT ABOUT EATING TOO MUCH. 21:44 Alphix It's about POISONING!!! 21:45 Musky 🦀🦀🦀 21:45 Toestealer So then there's no relation to me having a very sedentary childhood and overall life? 21:45 Toestealer Damnnn 21:45 Alphix Sure, if I downright STARVE MYSELF, I can lose fat, just like I did when I did my multiple 20+ day water fasts 21:45 Alphix I mean sure there is some relation in many cases 21:45 Toestealer water fasts as in only water those days? 21:45 Alphix Yes, for 20+ days on end 21:45 Toestealer Eh 21:45 Alphix I did that 3 times 21:46 Alphix I'm never doing it again 21:46 Musky I wouldn't water fast for 20 days again. I think I got refeeding syndrome last time I did 21:46 Toestealer I was born big 21:46 detty sounds like hell 21:47 Musky The first few days are hard, but after a while the hunger becomes background noise 21:47 Alphix For most people the hunger stops after 3 days 21:47 Musky ^ 21:47 Alphix For me it doesn't go away at all. 21:48 Alphix And yes I have done 20+ days fasting while being absolutely ravenous 21:48 Musky When I was younger I did a partial fast for 3 months but at the end I couldn't walk straight anymore 21:48 Alphix My willpower is fucking unbreakable 21:49 Alphix that's not good 21:49 Toestealer I can't really bother to do such things since I need to be able to drive 21:49 Alphix yeah for sure my dude 21:49 Alphix the best diet is full-on carnivore though 21:49 Toestealer AHEM 21:49 Toestealer MONEY 21:49 Toestealer AHEM 21:50 Alphix I woulda thought farm animals would be cheap in your neck of the woods 21:50 Toestealer Meat is still expensive 21:50 Alphix Yeah I'm broke too now 21:51 Alphix Business has completely dried up for now 21:51 HibikiSS Hi. Nice to see you people 21:51 Alphix People haz no moniez 21:51 Alphix Hello HibikiSS 21:51 HibikiSS I'm not broke, but I'm hardly at my ideal condition right now 21:52 Alphix I know the cure for cancer but OF COURSE nobody has money for that 21:52 HibikiSS I would be much more confortable with a part time but no one wants to hire for a single day 21:52 Toestealer I might just go into forestry or something 21:52 Toestealer Buy a chainsaw, start small by cutting wood and selling it 21:52 Alphix They'll go to the hospital and run up a $300k bill but they wouldn't dream of sending me a small fraction of that to be CURED. 21:52 Alphix They'd rather die for $300k than live for $25k 21:53 Alphix HibikiSS You can offer yourself for odd jobs 21:53 Alphix trimming hedges and stuff 21:53 Alphix Charge $40/hour 21:54 Alphix or if you have a car, instacart, doordash and such are OK 21:55 Toestealer Just go to a Gucci store while niggers are stealing and snatch something too